There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger,neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
　　鸡蛋和茄子没什么血缘关系;苹果和凤梨的长相差距很大。

　　English muffins weren't invented in England o rFrench fries in France.
　　英式松饼的家乡不是英国;炸土豆条的发源地也不是法国。

　　Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads,which aren't sweet,are meat.
　　蜜饯不是肉，是甜的;杂碎是肉，却不甜。

　　We find that quicksand can work slowly,boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
　　流沙其实流得很慢;拳击台是方形的;实验用的小豚鼠的老家不是几内亚，长相和猪属于两种型。

　　If a vegetarian eats vegetables,what does a humanitarian eat?
　　如果素食主义者吃蔬菜，人道主义者吃啥?

　　How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,while a wise man and wise guy are opposites?
　　胖瘦截然相反，可后面跟著chance就都变成“机会渺茫”了;聪明人(wiseman)改一个词，就沦落为自作聪明的人(wiseguy)。

　　How can overlook and oversee be opposites,while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
　　Look和see是近义词，但oversee是监视，overlook怎么就是忽视呢;Alot和afew是反义词，但与quite连用，怎么都表示很多的意思呢!

　　When the stars are out,they are visible,but when the lights are out,they are invisible。
　　星星出来了，我们能看到它们;灯灭了，我们就什么也看不见了。

　　When you wind up your watch,you start it,but when you wind up an essay,you end it?
　　给表上发条，表就开始走了;wind up一篇文章，哈哈，文章到此结束啦。